do pirates hook up
tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in
has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth
- date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
- date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
- do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
OMG Iggy Azalea in yoga pants 😍
THAT WHITE GIRL GOT A BOOTY
That booty had me like
You just realized Iggy Azalea’s butt in yoga pants likes like two water balloons.
OKAY BUT HER ASS IS STILL FANCY
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them